There’s a light outside my window, and each night it burns brightly; however cloudy the sky, whether there are two stars visible or fifty, this one is there, shining out. And always in the same place. Maybe it’s a meteor preparing to hit the Earth (which would explain the phenomenal heatwave we’re going through right now - honestly, people are going on holiday “to lose their tans”).

But, so long as I have some cool drinks and a fridge I’ll be happy. Yup, all I need is something to drink and somewhere to sit.