Thom and I stayed out last night on our mission to wish a happy new year to as many people we didn’t know as we could (and four Germans, twice, and a guy who looked like the lead from Duran Duran dressed as Morpheus). We reached 114. We feel we’ve changed the world.

When I got back at 3.05am, I found I’d left my keys in the house and had to ring the doorbell to get in.